uso a letra de Speedos (Despacito Parody)

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[Intro]
I’m…Mikey! (Oh)
This is a song! (Speedo)
Hey yeah, go!
Me, I prefer to be free-moving when I swim
No extra clothing to wear me down (so good)
Beach is where I like to work on my sun-kissed skin
But I make sure I am evenly brown (oh)

[Verse 1]
You see me passing by wearing my small swimsuit
You cannot believe your eyes, I’m almost nude
As I’m walking by I’m shaking it like Jell-O (oh yeah)
I’m confident in the skin that I’m in and I
Will wear what I want this summer because I
Have been dieting like crazy, I’m on Paleo

[Chorus 1]
I wear Speedos
When I’m at the beach you see me wear my Speedos
Cover your kid’s eyes ’cause I’m wearing my Speedos
I am feeling fresh like I’m an ad for Mentos

I wear speedos
When I’m at the store you know I’m wearin’ my Speedos
When I’m doing cardio I’m wearing my Speedos
It feels super breezy like I ride tornadoes
(Swimmin’, swimmin’, swimming, in my Speedos!)
Why do people look at me when I’m wearing my Speedos?
Boarding shorts, man, I hate those
‘Cause the tan lines look so gross
(I love my Speedos, I love my Speedos!)

Why can girls wear floss but I cannot wear these, they’re macho?
If you need socks, hey, I got you
I will just wear it commando

[Verse 2]
When I’m in my Speedo i feel fabulous
Some might say I dress scandalous
You cannot make me cover it
Just build a bridge, get over it
I make sure to always do my squats so I have bum-bum
Everyone is gawking because they can see my bum-bum
I don’t have to worry ’cause I don’t have tan lines on my legs
Only only the lucky ones will see it but in private
I am Asian and I cannot grow hair on my body
I walk around with my big butt that I got from my mommy

‘Cause I love my Speedo
Don’t hate, give me kudos
Manila, Toronto
They call me Mikey Bustos
When you see me passin’
I don’t like harassin’
Look but don’t touch unless you’re family or my cousin
‘Cause I wear my Speedo
Control your libido
My goods are protected
Like an armadillo
When I’m in the ocean
I feel good emotion
Because all that sand causes some real exfoliation, yeah

[Chorus 2]
I wear Speedos
Get up out my way ’cause I’ll be wearin’ my Speedos
I have more grease on my body than Mykonos
I be extra hot like I’m a dip for nachos

I wear Speedos
I’ll be on a beach in Philippines with titos
Oiling up my body while I drink mojitos
And I always win like a darn casino
(Swimmin’, swimmin’, swimmin,’ in my Speedos)

Wherever I go you know I’ll be wearing my Speedos
It even acts like a pocket
I hide my money inside it
(I love my Speedos, I love my Speedos!)
If you are a boy and want to walk around in Speedos
I obviously recommend it
It is even a chick magnet (brrrah!)
I wear Speedos
My OOTD on Instagram is Speedos
When I Facebook Live you know I’m wearing Speedos
I will make this article of clothing viral

‘Cause I wear my Speedo
Control your libido
My goods are protected
Like an armadillo
I obviously recommend it
It is even a chick magnet

‘Cause I love my speedo
Don’t hate, give me kudos
Manila, Toronto
They call me Mikey Bustos
If you’re a fan of the Speedo
Like and share this with your amigos
I wear speedos
(It’s like a mankini!)

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